I am a Georgia native, a struggling college graduate by day, and come nightfall I turn into a monkey slaying banana that doesn't particularly favor pajamas. I mostly think about the advantages of being abducted by aliens. I am suspicious of religion, advertising and know-it-alls. My teeth will one day fall out from an over consumption of gummy worms. I am straight, yet I despise a lot of heteronormative ideals. If you feed me after midnight, I multiply.